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Cheesy Idea for SNL sketch

Taylor Swift hosting Saturday Night Live on the Nov. 7 episode got me inspired with this bit of cheesy opening dialogue:

(she enters the stage, to the applaud of the audience)

Taylor: Thanks, thanks, you guys.  I’m Taylor Swift, and I’m hosting Saturday Night Live for tonight, and I’m really excited…

Tracy: (In comes Tracy Morgan) Hey, Taylor…  (Everybody turns to Tracy Morgan, with applause) I’m really happy for you and I’m a let you finish, but Chuck Norris was the best SNL host of all time!  (mimicking Kanye) Of all time!!

Taylor: Tracy… Chuck Norris didn’t host SNL, he never hosted SNL.

Tracy: So?  (sneaks away)

Taylor: (looks at him confused, regains composure)  I-I’m really excited to be here tonight… It’s my first time, and I…

Tracy: (sneaks from behind her)  Hey Taylor…

Taylor: Geez!

(At this point Tracy can appear in a Batman suit, making the scene more outrageous)

Tracy:  Hey Taylor, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish… but Christian Bale is the greatest Batman of all time!  Of all time!!

Taylor: O-kay… (sees Tracy) Anyway, we’ve got a great show for you tonight, and we’ve got a lot of funny…

Tracy: (sneaks from behind her) Hey Taylor…

Taylor: Ughhh!  Will you let me finish?

Tracy: Yeah, Taylor, I’ma let you finish, but Chinese is the best take-out of all time!  (sneaks quietly away as Taylor glares)

(He can appear more times, possibly wearing or holding a prop that would make the scene more outrageous– in this case, he could wear a bunny suit and instead of talking about Chinese food, say that Nintendo is the best console of all time; “so why are you wearing a bunny suit?” To which Trace replies something deadpan, like “Yeah, I like it”)

Taylor: A-nyway, we’ve got a lot of funny stuff in store for you tonight… (sees Tracy near her) What, Tracy?

Tracy: Yeah, Taylor, uh… 30 Rock is the best comedy program of all time!

(Audience reacts.   Lorne Greene sneaks from behind Tracy Morgan)

Lorne: Tracy?

Tracy: (turns to him) Yeah?

Lorne: (grips him on the shoulders and slowly leads him away) Let’s have a little chat…

Tracy: About? (as he’s being led out) Tina Fey’s the best comedian of all time! (or something else more outrageous)

Taylor Swift then finishes the sketch with a “So stick around, we’ll be right back!”

(Taylor Swift’s lines could be a bit longer, and you could change Tracy Morgan’s lines with even more ridiculous boasts–”Rickrolling is the best Internet meme of all time!”–but that’s primarily the gist of the intro.   But it’s probably too cheesy.)

Wo auch immer Sie sind, ich liebe dich Gottin

Nirvana

A vision
A tree hangs against the sky
Branches stretch to oblivion
Dead, dead
Leaves red-gold float harmlessly
Across the air

The ground is filled with them
There are no green, no earth
It is covered
By these dry, dead leaves

As if suspended,
As if Time stood still,
As if the world waited
With bated breath,
The leaves flutter harmlessly,
Slowly,
To the ground

LockeD Up

Optimism

Five cents says it gets better.

Quixote and Filipino Revolution

The People Power of 1986 was not merely a one-time congregation to pressure change; it was characterized by economic boycotts, demonstrations, and active acts of defiance preceding that of the actual February ‘86 event. Read the rest of this entry »

Who came closest to killing Hitler?

There were dozens, but here’s a funny moment:

In 1942, a conspirator decided to blow himself up together with Hitler and his entourage.  At the last minute, he must have had problems with nerves and found himself pissing in the bathroom.

He got locked in.

So, furiously, he tried to defuse the bomb he made before it blew off (it was already activated).

The Thing with Cha-cha is…

We hate Con-Ass because we hate the people associated with it, and the person they in turn are associated with: Gloria.  We hate Cha-cha because we hate Gloria.

The thing with Cha-cha is Gloria.

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Post-Iran election afterglow: Protests, crackdowns

A few years ago, voters in Iran drummed up a popular victory in favor of the reactionary Ahmadinejad, who was said to have participated in the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1980.   The Western media, for the most part, expected nothing less from what they deemed was a radically anti-Western country too controlled by the government to ponder democracy.    Iran’s people may be critical of the West and its policies, but it certainly was not in a mood of conservatism by the time of the recent elections.

Another victory was declared for Ahmadinejad, and outside the country many did not expect any better;  but the supporters of his rival Mousavi took to the streets, and to Twitter when the SMS began to fail in the region.   The police took to mobile warfare, using motorbikes to deploy themselves quickly in hotspots.

But the circumstances were eerily familiar:

Anomalies (Unexplained SMS shutdown) at the time when the votes were being counted, and the resistance turned to Twitter, where the Tibetans of a few years ago turned to Youtube and the web to post the crackdowns of China,

Religious leaders calling on sobriety and calm, where much of the country is getting geared for a showdown,

Popular opposition leader decrying massive election fraud;

General antipathy from the major media outlets as CNN, until the very last moment, and criticisms heaped at them online;

The mob fighting back, and driving off police for the better part;

Resignations from populist figures;

There’s no Garcillano in Iran yet; I don’t think they’d need to.    Tehran is in a ferment similar as to when we were itching for popular rising in 2005-2006. And their CBCP is calling on the mob to calm down. That’s possibly why the government may be keeping an eye on this one: how Ahmadinejad handles the crackdown could provide our administration a blueprint on elections (or lack of it) in 2010.    And Ahmadinejad has the edge: there’s been a growing trend of successful government crackdowns against popular rebellions (those non-military sponsored): the Saffron Rebellion in Myanmar, the Tibet risings in China, our own EDSA Tres and Magdalo rebellions; Tehran may be taking a page from these crackdowns themselves,

Though there wouldn’t be crackdowns all over the world if not for the growing trend of populist unrest;  there has been a continuing  see-saw between governments on one hand and mobs on the other.   In all these situations, so long as they have firm grip on the larger military element, strong censorship or at least media support, the government almost always has the upper hand.

Euphoria, Anger, Tired Voices

Hundreds, thousands, would have probably amassed in Ayala by now, shaking their fists angrily and crying out against the latest outrage of the Philippine Congress.  But by now, the tumultuous shout has become weak refrain, Read the rest of this entry »

A Picture of the Real World

Caffeine Sparks has a recent post about the nitty and gritty of the slums that she passed by;  on a side-note, I remembered seeing something similar some years ago while walking on Katipunan at late-night.   A street kid was standing over a beaten up opponent, while behind him were fellow kids watching.   Bereft of any form of education or rules, what else is there but the rule of might is right?

But Sparks gives poetry to an otherwise dark, vulgar event;  A stark portrayal that will linger on the edge of our minds for a long time.    A Kuko ng Liwanag post, a must-read.

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